Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in
Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
The other flea asks him "Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea says "rode down here from New Jersey in
the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying "That's the worst way to
travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar, have a few
drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her
leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy.
It's the best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will
give it a try next winter.
A year goes by.....When the first flea shows up in Miami,
he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said.
I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks.
Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled
right up to a warm cozy spot, and it was so nice and
warm that I fell asleep.
When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."